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Monsoon Irony- In the month of May, We are continuously praying for rains and on hotline with Indian Meteorological Department.Come June and we are cursing BMC and Rain Gods for lack of work done by former and excess work done by latter
Wedding- Rich,middle class or poor does not matter, Mumbaikars want to ride a horse with enthusiasts dancing ahead and Lighting following behind on their wedding day.Who Cares For Traffic Jam
Bargaining- Go to Panwala ,Bargain.Go To General Store,Bargain.Go To one of the most Luxurious Malls,Bargain.Bargaining is our birth right and we shall have it
Autos- Carwalas hate Them.Buswalas Love Them but Mumbaikars can never afford to ignore them.
We are Child-Friendly- We love children so much that we produce them in abundance and consistently maintain India's position as world's most populated country
Work Ethics- No matter what happens in Mumbai ,Earth quake,bomb blast,flooding,invasion by aliens,world war III , a TYPICAL MUMBAIKAR WILL BE BACK TO WORK THE NEXT DAY.No wonder we are so prosperous.
Holidays - Living in diversity has some disdvantages but also has some advantages.We get to enjoy the festivals of all religion and we get holidays for that atleast once in a month.
IST: Indian Stretchable time- Any meeting however important ,we take the liberty of going late. After all we Mumbaikars have a very privileged excuse with us TRAFFIC JAM !!!
Jugaad, Adjustment and Inventions - We Mumbaikars are highly jugaadu and adjustable people.We have Invented
1.Sharing Auto
2.Fourth seat in train compartment
3.Giving Missed calls and saving millions
4.A better version of Burgar:Our Own Vada Pav
5.There is chai and then there is special chai
6.Permanent colors that are often used in Holi
7.Geysers and Cars that run on LPG cooking gas although dangerous
8.The most expensive book sold at dirt cheap price that too at traffic signal
But at the end I must add We are proud to be Mumbaikars
1 comment:
Great. Very Witty indeed
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